Coming April 2016
The authors of the New York Times bestselling Sh*tty Mom are back!!!
“Sh*tty Mom For All Seasons: Half-@ssing It All Year Long”
From Moms Who Don’t Take Themselves Too Seriously
Told in the same tongue-in-cheek voice as the original, Sh*tty Mom for All Seasons is full of funny parenting tips and relatable stories for contemporary moms.
Sh*tty Mom For All Seasons: Half-@ssing It All Year Long explores the occasions throughout the year that test every mother’s patience and inspire self-deprecating humor and that second glass of wine. With chapters organized by season, the book will teach you how to navigate the bumpy roads of motherhood, learn to laugh at the occasional parenting fail, and maybe even appreciate your own mother. Or not. Sample chapters for the sh*tty mom year include:
- Fall: “Yes, We All Have to Be Here: The Annual PTO Fundraiser”
- Winter: “Mom’s Real New Year’s Resolutions”
- Spring: “I’m Running Off with the Gardner: April Fools!”
- Summer: “Summer Reading Lists & Other Great Reasons Why You Don’t Home School”
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Order The Original That Started It All
The New York Times Bestselling Book:
“Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us”
Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide For The Rest Of Us is a New York Times bestselling humor book celebrating all those less-than-perfect parenting moments.
We’ve all been there, between a rock and mom place… where there are just too many Sh*tty Mom moments to think about. Like handing your child the iPhone at dinner so you can eat quietly at a restaurant, or baking cupcakes for your child’s birthday celebration at school (only to learn that half the class eats gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free).
Sometimes you just want to give up! Well you can’t.
This book is about how to survive babies, and what they grow into: children.
It’s about shortcuts and parenting with 40% effort, but doing it well enough so that no one but you notices.
This book is a both a How To, and a How Not To. You’ll learn how to ignore, avoid, threaten, and lie in easy-to-skim-while-locked-in the-bathroom chapters to help you make it through those days when there simply isn’t enough sh*tty advice in the world.
Published by Abrams Books and published in SIX other countries:
Germany, Great Britian, Brazil, Czech Republic, Slovakia and Turkey